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Lily Tomlin
1939 -
American comedian and actor

Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.

I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.